February 2012
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whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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vocaroo:
me
tyrawanks:
mythbusters should do an episode to see whether i can actually get a boyfriend or not
radiobread2:
exactly me
1 tag
tyrawanks:
if you say “derp” i will fucking vomit on your face
2 tags
tumblr user: i hate high school everyone is judgmental and mean
tumblr user: *reblogs a photo of a girl* wow what a fat skank lmao kill yourself bitch
ewrecktion:
Today I skipped school and me and Avril Lavigne loitered outside Hot Topic with our skateboards
tlyudacris:
source: fuckyeahnerdygirls
milakuntails:
DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL
*sitting on plane before taking off*
mum: did you know the reason why they ask you to put your head inbetween you knees when a plane is crashing is so they can identify you by you teeth when you're dead